The Group alt.dur.general  
  
   
What is alt.dur.general? 
 It's a global extension of the group dur.general. 

What is dur.general? 
 It's a newgroup local to Durham University. 

Which servers carry alt.dur.general? 
 It's now available on most servers, but can always be found on news.durge.org. 

What is a Blander? 
 Blander is Edwin's puppy. 

What counts as a durger? 
 If you're one of the following: 
   1. Gay 
   2. Secretly gay 
   3. Bisexual 
   4. Secretly bisexual 
   5. Socially inadequate 
   6. Easily made drunk 
 Then you're a durger. More than two of these and you've also been elected to a DSU post.